Paris Hilton Wants To Buy Things
April 9th, 2008

How much is that cheetah in the window?
Yeah, so what else is new. Sources say that Paris window shopped her way through South Africa, asking how much things cost everywhere she went. Even the wildlife. Entertainment Wise reports:

“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was.

That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”

More likely it would kill you, you brain dead camera ho! It would eat you and promptly vomit due to your special alcohol-rich skank blood known as type ho negative.

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