Hugh Hefner recently turned 82, so Pam Anderson jumped out of his birthday cake! Scared him to death too, so he clutched his heart and asked for one last piece of poontang. That last part is a lie, but very likely.

Don’t get me wrong, Pam was a hot babe many years ago, but today she looks like one of those overly tanned older ladies with too much make-up. Too much plastic surgery. Might as well have one of the Golden Girls jumping out of the cake.

The Girls Next Door did not want to be outdone so presented Hugh with chocolate-shaped body parts. Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.”

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Another day, another Mario cake. This one is just bursting out of the cake and his face is kinda strange looking, like they have plastic surgery in Mario Land now.

Kinda reminds me of that farm girl/stripper I hired to jump out of a cake and celebrate the fact that today is Friday. She was also wearing overalls and is gonna end up with a mushroom in her hand too.

[Cooking is my passion]

Not only is this Star Wars cake full of incestuos brother and sister love, but this is possibly the ugliest interpretation of SW characters I have ever seen. *shivers*

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Some lucky Nintendo fan had this cake made for his 30th birthday. It’s got a neat Mario landscape on it, Piranha plants, Koopa shells, a 1-up mushroom and of course Mario himself. The only better then playing Super Mario is eating this cake.

Geek cake…yum.

[Albotas]