This thing looks like a half-eaten zombie meal. I call the heart. If I saw people eating this thing with their bare hands all savage-like, I would immediately whip out my shotgun and deliver them into the next world with some head-shots. Then I would take some green herbs and replenish my health, check my inventory and finish my real life Resident Evil game by running away from the cops.

[Theyrecoming]

You might remember our list of 25 awesome geek cakes. Well, here’s another 25. I get a sugar rush just looking at these. Hit the link for all of them in all their sugary glory.

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We have seen a lot of cool, weird and beautiful cakes here, but I think this is the first time we’ve seen a birthday cake in the shape of a camera. The neat creation belongs to Flickr member fsumaria. The outside was made of fondant and the inside is red velvet cake.

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As geek cakes go, this one is fairly simple, yet amazingly awesome. It will let you relive that classic scene from raiders before devouring it’s sugary deliciousness. I hope he has the weight right on that pouch…

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Pop singer Katy Perry performed at the MTV Latin America Awards where she jumped onto a cake, then played slip and slide on stage. This is why strippers jump out of a cake instead of on one.

Some guy made his kid this life-sized Yoda cake for his son’s fourth birthday. Great, but are you really going to eat the dude that can teach you the force?

At the LEGO Batman game launch party, there was a LEGO Batman Cake. I wasn’t invited. But if I had been I would have stuffed my face full of this nerd cake. It was designed by celebrity cake designer Elisa Strauss. More pics, here.

This may be a still from Megan Fox’s new film “How To Lose Friends and Alienate People” but I’m not convinced. It may be that Dirk Diggler is her co-star.

Hugh Hefner recently turned 82, so Pam Anderson jumped out of his birthday cake! Scared him to death too, so he clutched his heart and asked for one last piece of poontang. That last part is a lie, but very likely.

Don’t get me wrong, Pam was a hot babe many years ago, but today she looks like one of those overly tanned older ladies with too much make-up. Too much plastic surgery. Might as well have one of the Golden Girls jumping out of the cake.

The Girls Next Door did not want to be outdone so presented Hugh with chocolate-shaped body parts. Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.”

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Another day, another Mario cake. This one is just bursting out of the cake and his face is kinda strange looking, like they have plastic surgery in Mario Land now.

Kinda reminds me of that farm girl/stripper I hired to jump out of a cake and celebrate the fact that today is Friday. She was also wearing overalls and is gonna end up with a mushroom in her hand too.

[Cooking is my passion]