Kim Kardashian Topless, Looking Like Brooke Shields
August 18th, 2008

Kim Kardashian ToplessIn 1980, a 14-year old Brooke Shields created controversy by posing for Calvin Klein. Now, Kim Kardashian has re-created that photo shoot for Radar magazine.

I hope they reinforced the ass seams after they worked her dumper inside with buttered knives and vaseline. Despite their best efforts, there was no way they could button her up in front.

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Eva Mendes Nude: Gets Boobs Banned From Television
August 5th, 2008

Eva Mendes is naked in a new Calvin Klein ad for the perfume Secret Obsession. And it has been banned. Thats why you haven’t seen it.

Eva MendesThis country really needs to get it’s head out of it’s ass. Boobs never led to anyone committing a crime. Meanwhile people are getting killed by drunk drivers and you can still advertise beer. Fuckers. When you deny me boobs, I start fighting for my country.

The creative director for the ad, Fabien Baron, says:

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president… It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.”

Exactly. This country is so fucked up it aint funny. Banning things will always lead to Nazis goosestepping down our streets. Fuckers. Just give me boobs.

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