Here’s proof that you can still be a useful old fag magnet long after you can no longer lift your legs up over your ears.

Bette Midler made a suggestion that helped to decrease goose poop in Canadian parks and recreational areas like beaches. She spoke to the park supervisor, Carol Guy. Bette told her about a New Jersey program where border collies could herd geese away. This would keep the park clean. So they did it. Good job Bette.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been looking for Waldo everywhere for years and haven’t found the bastard yet. I almost caught him with my wife when I came home early from work one day about 5 years ago. I heard some moaning, and Oh Yes’, and “do me hard you geeky stripe wearing freak”, so I ran to the bedroom and burst in. I saw a blur of red and white stripes as the son of a bitch fled and camouflaged himself like Predator. Ever since he has become my arch enemy. I’ll find him…One day.

Until that day comes, there’s always Google Earth. Where On Earth Is Waldo? is the creation of Melanie Cole, a Media Art student who came up with the idea for her graduation project. Waldo has been painted on Vancouver, BC rooftops, creating a larger-than-life high-tech game of Where’s Waldo. The final version of the project will be shown as part of the Emily Carr Graduation Exhibit 08 in May.

One day Waldo…One day…

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