When it comes to Aliens, it’s not all ass probing and stealing your sperm to create hybrid babies. Sometimes they are cool and drive around in awesome retro ships that hold candles to heat your fragrance oil…Or maybe they just want it to smell nice and set a romantic atmosphere while they ram alien tech up your tailpipe.

Whatever the case, women like for things to smell nice. Men like starships. So you can both be happy for only $19.95.

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