You got candy. You got Pac-Man. That is an awesome combination. Instead of eating pellets, Pac-Man is dropping them out of his pie-hole. Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka. Have the ultimate sugar high as you freak out and try to ram the ghost containers into Pac-Man’s mouth with candy flying everywhere. That’s how it’s gonna go down when I order this.

When the Mrs. gets home, she’ll kick me in the balls and make me eat em off the floor but still. All worth it.

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Now you can pop your zit and eat it too.

Well, sick minds think alike, because some troubled candy company has come out with ZIT POPPERS CANDY! They’re so gross, they might be worse than eating real zits. (Okay, we exaggerate…. but just a little.)

Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That’s approximately 16 zits. (We can’t believe we’re even WRITING this.) The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor. (We checked the box, and no actual blood, puss, or sputum is used in making the candy.)

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This is a perfect gift to send people a none too subtle hint. I’m thinking mother-in-laws. Each piece comes with a message:

“Get your snout in this. Shove every single square in your face right now. And do it quick. Or some other fat pig might ask you for a piece. Oink, oink!”

[Fatpigchocolate]

…Or Halloween for that matter. You have to be a real perv to actually buy, then suck on a pussy lollipop. One thing’s for sure, this isn’t going to win you any points with the ladies. Well, unless you use them for practice. You can get a dozen for $15.71.

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The folks over at Candy Addict found this Wii-Mote Candy Dispenser at the All Candy Expo. It’s from Au’Some Candies dot com. Basically, it’s a cool looking replica loaded with candy. Thing is, I checked out their site and I can’t find any evidence of it there.

Why is it that all things Wii are impossible to find? It might be coming out next year. No one knows. All I’m sure of is that it’s a great way to lose your teeth while trying to find an actual Wii and losing your mind.

[Wonderlandblog]