This is a perfect gift to send people a none too subtle hint. I’m thinking mother-in-laws. Each piece comes with a message:

“Get your snout in this. Shove every single square in your face right now. And do it quick. Or some other fat pig might ask you for a piece. Oink, oink!”

[Fatpigchocolate]

…Or Halloween for that matter. You have to be a real perv to actually buy, then suck on a pussy lollipop. One thing’s for sure, this isn’t going to win you any points with the ladies. Well, unless you use them for practice. You can get a dozen for $15.71.

[Product Page] VIA [Nerd Approved]

The folks over at Candy Addict found this Wii-Mote Candy Dispenser at the All Candy Expo. It’s from Au’Some Candies dot com. Basically, it’s a cool looking replica loaded with candy. Thing is, I checked out their site and I can’t find any evidence of it there.

Why is it that all things Wii are impossible to find? It might be coming out next year. No one knows. All I’m sure of is that it’s a great way to lose your teeth while trying to find an actual Wii and losing your mind.

[Wonderlandblog]