You might remember when we spotted that Stormtrooper in the Lotus Exige. Looks like Vader is now giving chase in an Ariel Atom. I’m guessing that dude was Luke all dressed up as a Stormtrooper so he could steal a fancy car from the Empire.

The pair of them will likely drive down a death star trench, where Luke has to use the force to shoot down a manhole.

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If you’re looking for something to go with your Frog Car Air Purifier, why not go with this frog window mount with compass ball-gag. Because your car doesn’t have enough silly frog items.

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Looking to improve the air quality in your car? Does it smell like farts? The Car USB Frog Air Purifier will eat those farts and make it all better. It is designed to generate millions of negative ions to ionize and remove unwanted particles in the air. The frog air purifier comes with a car plug adapter and a USB cable, so you can use it not only in your car, but also in your office or at home.

No matter where you use it, you’ll look like a dork. $19.99.

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If you have a fake ID business, it’s probably best not to advertise it so openly. Of course if you simultaneously show your love of Jesus, that might just protect you.

Apparently he was running the mobile I.D. generating business right out of the car. His mobile office had both a computer and a card printer. Pretty smooth operation there. Do you think the cops actually asked him about Jesus?

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Decorate your dashboard like you decorate your home. With blow up dolls. No one will mind. No one will say anything, like when you drive your mother to the doctor. Or are stopped at a cross-walk with a bunch of kids crossing and looking over. Hopefully you don’t drive a school bus and accessorize with this. $9.99

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Lauren Conrad was seen in an Audi R8, the sexiest sports car Audi has to offer. It’s about $113,000 bucks. Who knew this model came with a skank option.

Pint-sized Gary Coleman is at the center of a police investigation in Utah after hitting a man with his car.
Authorities suspect the former Diff’rent Strokes star rammed the 24-year-old victim on purpose.
A police officer involved in the investigation claims tat Coleman and Colt Reston had publicly argued earlier on Saturday nigh before the incident. Authorities believe Coleman became angry as Reston attempted to take photographs of him. The victim was taken to hospital with minor injuries.

If Gary had been able to see over the wheel he would have killed that guy for sure, but one of 3 phonebooks probably slid out from under his ass and messed the whole thing up.

She’s clearly supernatural. Possessing talents like ESP and being completely psychic as well as being a reality TV whore. How else would she know what I wanted in every detail? Now that I know we have a bond and that she watches my dreams, and grants my wishes…I’ll be looking forward to some hot nasty sex tonight where she can Turtle Wax:Triple Shine my balls. I’ll be waiting Deanna.

Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman, 71, has been seriously injured in a car accident in Ruleville, Mississippi. The star was in a one car accident around 11:30 p.m. last night north of the small Southern town near his home. His vehicle flipped several times. He and a female passenger were rescued after using the Jaws Of Life.

The actor was airlifted from the scene of the accident to a hospital in Memphis, Tenn. Alcohol is not suspected as a factor in the wreck.

The Indy 4 actor is having a bad year. Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI after an early morning car accident in Hollywood on Sunday. LaBeouf was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m. According to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf:

“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that Mr. LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

LaDouche was booked on charges of misdemeanor DUI and then released. He was being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. for injuries to his head, hand and knee.