Lauren Conrad was seen in an Audi R8, the sexiest sports car Audi has to offer. It’s about $113,000 bucks. Who knew this model came with a skank option.

Pint-sized Gary Coleman is at the center of a police investigation in Utah after hitting a man with his car.
Authorities suspect the former Diff’rent Strokes star rammed the 24-year-old victim on purpose.
A police officer involved in the investigation claims tat Coleman and Colt Reston had publicly argued earlier on Saturday nigh before the incident. Authorities believe Coleman became angry as Reston attempted to take photographs of him. The victim was taken to hospital with minor injuries.

If Gary had been able to see over the wheel he would have killed that guy for sure, but one of 3 phonebooks probably slid out from under his ass and messed the whole thing up.

She’s clearly supernatural. Possessing talents like ESP and being completely psychic as well as being a reality TV whore. How else would she know what I wanted in every detail? Now that I know we have a bond and that she watches my dreams, and grants my wishes…I’ll be looking forward to some hot nasty sex tonight where she can Turtle Wax:Triple Shine my balls. I’ll be waiting Deanna.

Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman, 71, has been seriously injured in a car accident in Ruleville, Mississippi. The star was in a one car accident around 11:30 p.m. last night north of the small Southern town near his home. His vehicle flipped several times. He and a female passenger were rescued after using the Jaws Of Life.

The actor was airlifted from the scene of the accident to a hospital in Memphis, Tenn. Alcohol is not suspected as a factor in the wreck.

The Indy 4 actor is having a bad year. Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI after an early morning car accident in Hollywood on Sunday. LaBeouf was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m. According to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf:

“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that Mr. LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

LaDouche was booked on charges of misdemeanor DUI and then released. He was being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. for injuries to his head, hand and knee.

A Nintendo fan from Russia, with far too much time on his hands, shows his love for Super Mario with this awesome paint job on his car. It’s got 1UP’s, enemies, mushrooms and goomba’s. In fact he has an entire level of Super Mario Bros.

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This Corolla’s engine block has a cover that looks like a NES controller. I’m not sure if it’s cool or not. On one hand, it is a NES controller on a car engine. On the other, no one will see the thing.

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The Batmobile featured in Batman Forever has sold for an incredible $297,000. It may have been one of the worst of the Batman movies, but this is one of the coolest of the many versions of the caped crusader’s ride. Many actually hate this version of the Batmobile as much as the movie it was featured in, but I say any Batmobile is cool.

The car sold for only about half of what it was estimated to sell for at auction. This, thanks in large part to the many conditions set by Warner Bros. and DC Comics, including one barring the owner from driving the car in view of the public!

Now why would I want a Batmobile if I can’t drive it in public…In tights…with my young ward Robin…also in tights? What’s wrong with that?

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