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Of course you’d be marrying all that extra weight and whatever extra STD’s she’s acquired, but hell get her in shape, put her on stage and rake in the money like the sponge you are.

Brit’s dad made the offer. The source says:

“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it.”

Star Magazine:

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”

Supposedly, Kevin wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup.

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According to sources, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twin baby photos have sparked a bidding war between People and OK! magazines.

A rep for People says, “We’d love to see the photos in People. We wish the family well.”

OK! says of course they want the pics and it’d be foolish not to try, but they’re not giving a dollar amount.

I’d like to make an offer to see the twins as well. I’ll pay $10. Out of the bra, no pasties. $20 if I can touch.

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