Word on the streets is that the newest villain to prowl the Gotham streets will be the ultra-sexy Catwoman. Rachel Weisz and the weird gap between her teeth may be in the starring role. Weird choice.

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Is this a joke?

According to the UK’s Telegraph, Academy Award-winner and elderly milf Cher is in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film.

A studio executive reportedly said,

“Cher is Nolan’s (director) first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.”

The latest issue of Vogue Germany features a topless Claudia Schiffer doing her Catwoman impersonation. This is exactly why Batman has the best gig in the world!

[Thesuperficial]