Here’s Marilyn Monroe made entirely out of different fonts for an ad in a São Paulo newspaper. I’d do her with the funny font in my pants. Hit the link for more like Charlie Chaplan, Marlon Brando, and James Dean.

[Walyou]

Want to see what today’s celebrities would look like in 2040. Hit the link and prepare to puke.

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A limousine company in New York with a celebrity clientele has been busted for secretly videotaping their passengers. Some clients include Britney Spears, Kevin Spacy, Ethan Hawke, John Goodman, and Uma Thurman. Not that anyone wants to tape John Goodman.

The company, Ready to Roll, says that they use the tapes to prevent passengers from running off without paying. Celebrity customers of the company were tipped off by the wife of a chauffeur who was recently fired.

Naughty Naughty.

This guys portraits show what some hollywood stars would have looked like had they not died too early. Stars like Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee and Adolf Hitler are shown in all their wrinkled glory. Wait a minute. Hitler? I don’t remember him being a Hollywood star. Anyway, check it out. This is how Marilyn would have looked had she survived to tramp it up for another 40 years or so. I don’t know about you, but I had to look away. Her eyes say she wants my wiener, but I’m scared as hell.

[Design Boom]

The Famous Faces Photo Ribbon Collection of bracelets by Pink Pooch Designs lets you wear your favorite Hollywood star as jewelry on your wrist.

They are created by designer Staci Caporuscio and the collection features 27 famous faces of both dead and un-dead celebrities like Marylin Monroe, Elvis Presley, and James Dean, Ellen Degeneres, even Miley Cyrus. You can get them in all sorts of custom styles, designs and sizes and they’ll cost you $50 to $150.

[styleguru]

I’m not sure what the deal is with devoting arm space to celebrities. I mean, what have they done for you? They entertain you sure, but I would think that a design that comes more from within would be more meaningful. That’s why I’m getting a tattoo of Super Mario banging Martha Stewart from behind while she makes cupcakes. It just seems to sum up my inner turmoil.

Check out a bunch of celeb tattoos that regular Joes have on their bodies. No Martha though. That bitch is fine. And she knows how to decorate.

[EW]

Celebrities get way too much plastic surgery. But why do they choose that nose, or those cheekbones? How would you make them look hotter? DestinationCreation.com performed virtual plastic surgery on the likes of Fergie, Paris Hilton, Jaz Z, Marc Anthony, Amy Winehouse and even Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean.

[destinationcreation]

Ever wonder what celebs would look like without plastic surgery? The Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center wants you to know that without it, you are gonna look fugly. To illustrate their point, they created some images of famous celebrities and what they would look like without operations.

Shakira, Paris Hilton & Angelina Jolie. Oddly, they look like they belong in a zombie trailer park, smoking 3 packs of camels a day. Check out another below.
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Most women think that George Clooney is eye candy, but now he really is. This portrait of the star, looking like he is in his 80’s, was created out of Jelly Belly jelly beans.

After being displayed at the Beverly Hills Luxe Hotel, it will be auctioned off with the funds donated to a charity chosen by the actor.

Jelly Belly’s online art gallery also features the likes of Ronald Reagan and Larry King and Amelia Earheart to name a few.

Pretty damn weird, but tasty.

[Jelly Belly]

Yesterday Myspace launched it’s Celebrity Channel(celebrity.myspace.com), a move that will allow the site’s 110 million users a one-stop access to the personal pages and blogs of more than 300 actors, musicians, athletes and other high-profile types.

The channel will include exclusive star content ranging from interviews to video. They are hoping to attract big advertisers so that it will serve as a promotional platform for Fox films and TV.

I think stars hanging out on Myspace is lame, personally. And smart people know that it’s the PR people who will be the ones blogging.

I’m concerned that this will detract from the various and numerous skanks that call Myspace home. I’d hate to see them put out of work. Then they’d have to go tend to their kids and go back to bars at night, instead of sending useless *hugs* and *kisses* to some other loser who’s typing in Dorito stained undies.

[Celebrity.MySpace.com]