Who the fuck is this? WHAT is it? Jodie Marsh is famous for something, but I have no idea what. It’s like someone took a clown and threw in some prostitute. Are we all living in Gotham City all the sudden?

If you’re obsessed with celebrity height, you’ll want to mount one of these ‘Who Tall Are You?’ charts on the wall so you can compare your own stature to a wide range of celebrities. At the bottom you’ll the small fries like Gary Coleman, Linda Hunt and Mary Lou Retton, while the top includes David Prowse (Darth Vader), Michael Jordan and even David Hasselhoff.

The chick in the picture certainly seems fascinated by the concept. Kinda cute too. If I were next to her I would compare my height with hers and we would laugh while a soundtrack played in the background. We would smile at each other and realize that a very special connection had been made. At last we have found each other. Then I would comment about how if they had a celebrity boner chart, I would totally be at the top. After a slap in the face and kick to the balls, I would lose my precious celebrity height chart girl. Good times though. Good times.

[Ohgizmo]

Lindsay Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker are proud new members in the Pipedream Products line of inflatable toys. I’m pretty sure neither one endorses this product.

My favorite part is the packaging. “Sarah Jessica PorkHER Loves Sex In Her Shitty”. That my friends is class.

Among other things, the Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll reads, “Put your dick in drive and take Lindsay for a spin….”

They’ve actually got a bunch of stars, but these have the funniest packaging.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “What kind of guy fucks a plastic doll?” Oh yeah, Pam Anderson’s current boyfriend.

[Pipedream Products]

Ever wonder how some of the classic pieces of art would look if you added celebrities to them? These works of art have been digitally retouched and given a Hollywood makeover with stars like Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts, Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Elvis Presley and others.

Somehow they just leave me feeling strangely disturbed. Though I do like the Angelina Jolie. More below.
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Hollywood loves to crank out cookie cutter celebs. Some months blonde hair and blue eyes are in, other months they might all look like Angelina Jolie. It’s enough to make you want to create your own celeb. That’s just what one person has actually done, using photoshop to merge all the celebrities including Catherine Zeta-Jones, Keira Knightly, Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron, into one super celebrity.

What do you think?

[TechChee]

There is a fad happening…it disturbs me…it amazes me…mostly it’s idiotic…

Seems like celebrities are getting their own search engines. Some well known entertainers like Beyonce, Willie Nelson, Meat Loaf, Kiss, Ne.Yo, Lil Wayne, Wynonna and even sport figures such as New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss and San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman who have their own search engines. If you try some of these, not much will come up compared to google, but users can win gifts such as iPhones, autographed albums etc. The search engines are powered by new comer engine PRODEGE and enhanced by Google and Ask.

It doesn’t seem to be working for me. Maybe I’m doing it wrong. I went to Willie Nelson’s search and I typed in “Why do you have your own search engine you old, hemp smoking country fart?” Nothing. Same thing with Beyonce’s search, I typed in “Why have you never made love to me? You hurt me so deeply yet I come back for more.” Nothing.

[Lunaticadesnuda]

If you are part of the Hollywood elite and attending the Oscars, after-parties and what have you, your condom should be formal as well. After all, that isn’t some buck toothed Betty from Alabama you’re going to getting jiggy with.

So whether it’s Paris,Lindsay,Brittany or even Amy Winehouse(God forbid), dress for the occasion. Safe in the knowledge that this is the only FDA approved printed condom you can buy.

[Nerd Approved]

No matter what you weigh, this celebrity scale is bound to make you feel bad. If you are on the anorexic side, your weight might correspond with such celebs as Tootsie or The Karate Kid. Or maybe you’re closer to Stephen Hawking without the wheelchair or Goldie Hawn. Mother Theresa or Judge Judy know how you feel if you dial them. Hopefully, you are no King Kong or Ron Jeremy.

In today’s celebrity driven world, you have to know how you measure up.

[Firebox]

Don’t get enough of your celebrity fix from us? Don’t like the way the story unfolded between Britney and the Paparazzi in real life? Recreate the encounter they way you wanted it to go down with The Paparazzi Play Set.

Yes it’s creepy to play with your little celebrity chasing figures, but damnit, you just have to catch TomKat coming out of that movie opening.

Comes complete with nine vinyl paparazzi and a cardboard “velvet” rope. Re-enact scenes from E! News as they are happening. All for $14.95.

But don’t forget, there’s an outside world out there. Maybe you can experience some of it after you finish that fan letter and clean up that pile of glue and magazines with all the letters cut out.

[Nerd Approved]