This wouldn’t be the first time Paris had a little Captain in her. And lieutenants and ensigns…I mean the navy does have leave and those guys all come ashore. She gives them crunch-berries, but the Navy has plenty of penicillin.

She’s got the legs of a 50 year old in this pic.

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Squishy pillows shaped like your favorite breakfast cereals are pretty neat, but they don’t offer the best damn cereal ever. Where the hell is Boo-Berry? Franken Berry is too damn light in the loafers for my taste. Give me the Boo-Berry ghost anyday. Hit the link to check out more varieties.

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