The star of It’s Complicated has (falsely) accused her ex of molestation of their two daughters - and in response, Charlie’s going for full custody of the kids by charging that his former spouse is a pathological liar.

Richards dragged Sheen into a Los Angeles courtroom last week for some mysterious “emergency” child-custody hearing to screen videos of their girls, Sam and Lola, supposedly acting in strange and disturbing ways.

Their relationship is more battered and scarred then Amy Winehouse’s tits.

Their ages are 3 and 4. I’d be in therapy too if my mom was an attention whore and my dad liked to snort coke off a prostitutes ass. They’re in therapy now, so it’s a done deal that they will be clinically insane by 8 years old. Denise told In Touch :

“My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

Here at PopTherapy, we can offer a group rate where we beat both of you senseless, make you apologize for shitty TV and give the kids to Angelina Jolie.

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Denise Richards told Larry King that she did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters.

But a friend of Charlie Sheen says Denise is a liar. Super hot, but a liar.

“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support. Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”

Apparently, Denise also received $60,000 a month in alimony for two years.

Plus, she gets a large part of Sheen’s “Two And A Half Men” money. With syndication and residuals, she’s estimated to earn $25 million from the show.

Marrying a has-been can really pay off.

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There are some things on TV and in movies that just make me cringe, ya know. For instance, when people are going up or down a staircase and they are gripping the banister…And the banister moves and wiggles as if the set were constructed by keebler elves with a coke habit. Another one is when people drink from cups. You can always tell when they are “fake drinking” and holding empty cups. It always comes off as way too forced. God forbid you earn some of that Hollywood money and actually have to take a real sip!

There’s nothing more annoying then badly directed fakery in a medium that should make you feel like you are watching something real.

The phenomenon is starting to get some attention too, which pleases me. All thanks to the iPhone and actors who have not a clue how to use it. First it was a scene from Bionic Woman where a CIA agent is holding it upside down. That one got some attention. I would say it’s a simple detail that should have been noticed by somebody.

Maybe Hollywood in general is having trouble with the iPhone. Check out the above photo. Yes it’s another dumb celebrity holding the iPhone upside down. In this case Charlie Sheen. And geeks everywhere are up in arms about it.

It remains to be seen how rampant this problem is, but nerds everywhere are no doubt looking through all kinds of footage to catch the next lame celebrity misusing technology.

You’d think Charlie would be hipper then that, then again look at the Sitcom purgatory he’s stuck in.

[Engadget] VIA [The Register]