Jessica Simpson Tops Country Charts, World Stunned
September 18th, 2008
Plus, she’s looking bangable too. I don’t follow that country music bullshit. Mostly because I don’t clean up cowshit, use a tractor as a nutsack vibrator, get drunk and ride mechanical bulls, use a rusted pick-up truck as a weed garden, or eat squirrel at finer dining establishments. So, I’ll just have to take their word for it.




