Turkish designer, Fatih Baltas may just be the new head nerd in some new D&D like gaming cult based on Rock, Paper, Scissors. Thanks to his new dice. Forget your hands, just roll the dice. There is no way for cheaters to slightly delay their actions on the last count of 3! And now those without arms can finally get in on the action by tossing the dice with their mouth. Of course there’s the whole saliva controversy affecting the roll.

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And no, he wasn’t having an affair with her mole. I don’t blame him really. SJP is too damn long in the face and she hasn’t won a single horse race for him even though he’s entered her in several. Plus, it aint easy shoeing horses. You try hammering nails through high heels day after whinnying fucking day.

He was allegedly having an affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two together many times while Sarah Jessica Parker was in LA filming Sex and the City: The Movie, according to Star:

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn’t happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman’s apartment building.
During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend’s bedroom, then shut the door. “A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled ‘Well… ‘bye!’ and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties.”