I guess “Monday-My mom’s a milf-my dads a country star-I’ll need therapy-Kidman” was taken.

The couple and their new baby are said to be doing well despite the drunken naming party.

The story goes like this. When Michael and Dina Lohan were separated in 1995, Michael was off humping everything that moved.

Michael has admitted to the affair with Ashley’s mother Kristi Kaufmann and thus, Ashley was born.

Now, Michael has said recently that Ashley does bare a little bit of a resemblance to Lindsay. Now, since Kristi has gone public, even saying that Michael hasn’t paid any child support, Michael has decided to take a paternity test.

Have you seen Michael Lohan? Why are women fucking this guy?

Jessica alba has given birth to many erections, now she’s creating new life in the form of a baby girl. It’s the first child for her and husband Cash Warren, before an impending divorce and several re-marriages. I only hope she can fit me in there somewhere for some hot milf sex.

[Thesuperficial]