So the question is, when is Katie Holmes going to produce another Tom Cruise spawn? You know, so Tome can take over the world with Scientology. Ok! Magazine reports:

In the December issue of Glamour, the star of the upcoming Australia explains that Connor, her teenage son with Tom, is still hoping for a brother. “[He] would like one of us to have a boy,” she confesses. “He wants that boy. Katie?”
“At 41, Nicole knows she’s not likely to have another baby,” a friend of the actress tells OK!. “It’s obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother.”
And the Cruises are more than ready to welcome a new child into their lives.
“Katie and Tom very much want another baby,” a friend of the couple tells OK!. “There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier.”

Look, it’s real simple. It’s called sex. Have some. Your demon spawn will follow soon after. Then you can continue your campaign of being the world’s biggest douche.

We told you awhile back about how avid Spade somehow managed to knock up a playmate. Yeah, we’re still shocked about that ourselves. I always pictured him getting laid in his own bathroom with the TP tube.

Well, David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week in Missouri to Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace.

“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement,” Spade’s rep told celebrity news magazines.

And so the saga of mighty Joe Dirt continues.

I guess “Monday-My mom’s a milf-my dads a country star-I’ll need therapy-Kidman” was taken.

The couple and their new baby are said to be doing well despite the drunken naming party.

The story goes like this. When Michael and Dina Lohan were separated in 1995, Michael was off humping everything that moved.

Michael has admitted to the affair with Ashley’s mother Kristi Kaufmann and thus, Ashley was born.

Now, Michael has said recently that Ashley does bare a little bit of a resemblance to Lindsay. Now, since Kristi has gone public, even saying that Michael hasn’t paid any child support, Michael has decided to take a paternity test.

Have you seen Michael Lohan? Why are women fucking this guy?

Jessica alba has given birth to many erections, now she’s creating new life in the form of a baby girl. It’s the first child for her and husband Cash Warren, before an impending divorce and several re-marriages. I only hope she can fit me in there somewhere for some hot milf sex.

[Thesuperficial]