If you saw this scene on Christmas eve, you probably weren’t sure if you were going to survive through morning and Christmas morning began, not with the footsteps of reindeer, but with a fight on your rooftop between Batman and the Joker, ending with the Joker falling down your chimney.

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Larry Lars is a nerd. I have proof. He made this Lego Star Wars nativity scene using the family Skywalker, a Scout Trooper angel, bounty hunters as wise men, and ewoks and wookie as the shepherds. Looks like Greedo has some frankincense.

Have a nerdy Christmas.

[Star Wars Blog]

Send the ones you love these apocalyptic Christmas cards. It will stuff their Christmas spirit in the foul smelling garbage can of our possibe futures and make them cry. These depressing works of art are the result of a Photoshop contest conducted by Crestock. Fuck, they are depressing.

[Crestock]

There’s a bunch of new pics from “The Next Doctor”. You can find a bunch over at io9 and some more here. Looks like an awesome episode. A future Doctor, New cyber-leader, weird cybermen animal things and Christmas. It doesn’t get much better.

First off, it’s pink, so blondes are probably intrigued already right? The designers have also made things easier for you with some special keys.

You’ll get a lot of use out of the MySpace spacebar, while Enter= Yes, I want it. Delete= “Oops” and T= TC4S, too cool for school. S= “SOS”, shoes on sale. Seems like they covered everything. I hope all of that technical talk didn’t confuse you. The numbers even look like dice rather than plain old digits. With this keyboard, every moment you type is a blonde moment.

[SB]

In honor of baby Jesus’ upcoming birrthday, I present to you these adorable Holiday decorations. They make a good looking creche or nativity scene.

I spy a huge cock cross, a buddha, satan and more.

[Blingdom of God]

Sure it looks like a cute little lawn decoration. But, uh…Can anyone see the potential offensive problem here?

The American Family Association is selling this Christmas Cross as a way of “letting your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” The American Family Association is obviously not very bright. I wonder if they sell white Christmas robes that “let your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” If so, hopefully the two products never cross paths.

[BBGadgets]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is beautiful sure. But you know, she is also proving that she is a Hollywood angel in a den of vipers. How often do you see pics of Jennifer with Coke in her nose, or treating rehab like a bed and breakfast? Instead you see her spending Christmas eve at a Los Angeles Mission helping to make the holiday just a bit better for unfortunate people. She walks the walk and uses her celebrity status for good. Now THAT is sexy.

“There are so many hurting people on the streets of our city, but when I’m here I get to see the smiles of the children and the great food for everyone. I think they are getting real help from the staff and volunteers. I come to give something back, but invariably I get more blessing than I give,” she said.

I’m proud to say that if we could top our tree with any celebrity Angel this year, it would be you Jennifer. Keep making the world a better place.

[dotspotter]

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a card from Paris Hilton. Except maybe some Christmas VD followed by hush money.

This is the Card Paris is sending out this year. For some reason I didn’t get mine and had to find this online. The dog looks naturally scared. That’s because he is typically the brains behind their various endeavors. She’s just a figurehead.

A) Stop dressing up little animals.

B) I swear you are looking more and more like Martha Stewart with each passing day.

C) You might want to think about that whole Crafts empire thing for when you’re all skanked out.

D) I’d still do ya.

Merry Christmas

[Dotspotter]

Looks like Britney gets custody of the kids for Christmas. But before the kids and their court-ordered monitor come over to open gifts, the pop star might want to do a little cleaning.

That’s because according to a Star article recently referenced by Rush & Molloy, Spears mansion is full of kid-unfriendly…stuff.

They refer to Britney as “sexually obsessed,” and a Star insider claimed to have stumbled upon a well-locked second-floor sex room “filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bed frame.”

Oh my…

It really does sound like an old Britney video shoot. The Star spy blabbed that while in the X-rated room, Britney “wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit.”

Even for Brit this seems bizarre. The spy even went so far as to add that Britney has an unhealthy infatuation with Marilyn Monroe, and wants her nose done just liked the tragic blonde’s.

But wait. There’s more. As in Poop-encrusted sofas, located outside the supposed sex room, but still where a rugrat could get to them. The stinky remnants of diaper-stuff and pet accidents are allegedly leading a “court-appointed watchdog” to declare Brit’s home a “health hazard.”

Oops. You did it again Brit. And so did your dog. Congratulations. You are literally in deep doo-doo.

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