She told The Sun:

“I convinced myself I was pregnant when I was 13 and I hadn’t even got my period.”

That’s because you are not very bright dear. I hope she didn’t think it was Jack’s. Who knows what goes on in that head. All I know is she seems to be preaching about contraception.

“I am not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I am not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested for sexually transmitted infections and most of the time I don’t even need to. I just go for peace of mind.”

Yeah but….Who the hell is fucking you and don’t they make drugs to correct that? No offense Kelly, but if I ever find myself thinking, “Damn I’d like to some of that chubby psycho oinker” I’m gonna cut my own nuts off and put myself on some serious medication.

Moby pretty much just fessed up to being a chubby chaser. The techno-music nerd has a serious crush on Britney Spears. But not the old hot Britney, the new flabby armed train wreck.

“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

Better hit that soon Moby. If you wait much longer you’re gonna have to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot.

[Damnimcute]