Sccchhwinnnng! So Cindy Crawford and husband Randy Gerber along with failed bat-turd George Clooney went to France on a yacht. Cindy let her boobs of 42 years old out of their cloth prison and gave me a boner. Then I thought about that mole on her face and lost it. Then I looked again and got a boner. But why is George Clooney there? Gotta be a threesome.

She’s looking good for her age. Very nice. She pranced around while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. George Clooney was also on board for some reason. His chin may have been steering the boat.