Lindsay Lohan came out with her “6126″ line of leggings to honor legendary actress Marilyn Monroe, but the one kind seems to be made for blowjobs. The ones pictured on the left feature knee pads and are called “Mr. President” because Marilyn blew JFK.

That Lindsay sure is a class act. I’d like to see a demo of these leggings in action. The slogan should be, “These leggings protect your knees, not your tonsils.”

Beyoncé launched the House of Deréon clothing line for kids. The ads for the line show a series of young girls with heavy make up, wearing five inch high heels and posing inappropriately, as if they were posing for a provocative men’s magazine. According to MediaTakeOut.com, there are a bunch of mainstream blogs and new organizations who are launching campaigns against Beyonce and her line.

“What is the next ad going to look like? Babies wearing gold metallic bikinis while five-year old boys throw Monopoly money on them?” MediaTakeOut asks.

“Let our children be damn children at least ’til the age of 8. Then they can worry about bikini waxes and putting out.”

Poor kids. You don’t need to be hos to sell clothes.

[Houseofdereon]

…Or for trannies. You be the judge.

It’s covered with rare 1980s Super Mario Brothers fabric and was created by TheVintageDoctor. Complete with a lace-up back with metal grommets, Mario will definitely keep your waistline tiny.

I like it. It gets me one step closer to my ultimate fantasy girl. Now I know what I want her to wear while we’re playing Mario Party.

[Technabob]