Katie Price has premiered her new line of clothing for horses. It includes blankets and brides. All in pink! which is weird enough, but what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like she just tasted ass, which she probably did. Now, onto bigger issues, like which one is the horse?

Here’s something to turn the eyes next time a Hollywood starlet is strolling around a nightclub. These bikini jeans from Sanna’s Brazil Fashion redefine the trend of low-riding blue jeans, taking things to a barely legal limit and causing many an eye to turn as one wanders by in them. They’re pretty much only held up by the two bikini strings, so we wonder what kind of troubles an ambitious photographer with scissors could cause in the name of a tabloid…