Jasonscreations, maker of all kinds of neato USB flash drives, is now offering this custom skull and bones coffin usb flash drive. This custom coffin has 2 gig of memory to keep your bury secrets in. Hot swappable, plug and play, no drivers needed. USB 2.0, PC and Mac compatible. Each drive is tested before shipment.

May your data RIP.

[Etsy]

Let’s face it, many of us are going to die on the couch watching South Park and the like. Especially the obese, which is how they got so obese…By not moving. So, it’s about damn time somebody combined the couch and the coffin.

These Coffin Couches are made of genuine recycled coffins. Perfect for that Funeral home look. Your sad carcass provides the corpse.

[Coffincouches]