We told you about the UroClub last year over on Slipperybrick. And now, there’s a commercial showing it off. It’s pretty easy to use. Just screw cap off, piss in it, then screw cap on again.

It shows one guy pissing in the trees and it looks like he’s making humping motions. Yeah, like that’s strange. This is a club you piss in.

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I’ve never used my sandwich as a boner before, but judging by the reaction of the woman in the video, I should begin immediately.

What is Microsoft hoping to achieve through this TV spot for its karaoke title, Lips, which releases this week? That they do crack? Smack? LSD? Is this creepy as hell or is it just me who is uncomfortable with lips walking all over town just to sing in some dude’s ear and make him jump up and sing?

Some dude is hawking Obama underwear. This is an ad for said underwear. Part of it may be slightly NSFW. John McCain gets horny, attacks Palin. Obama comes to the rescue.

Heidi Klum Does Some Got Milk? Ad in a Swiss or German outfit. They make it look like it’s a whole bestiality thing. She looks very comfortable. It’s obviously not her first time on set with a large animal. Lucky cow. Video below.
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Eva Mendes is naked in a new Calvin Klein ad for the perfume Secret Obsession. And it has been banned. Thats why you haven’t seen it.

This country really needs to get it’s head out of it’s ass. Boobs never led to anyone committing a crime. Meanwhile people are getting killed by drunk drivers and you can still advertise beer. Fuckers. When you deny me boobs, I start fighting for my country.

The creative director for the ad, Fabien Baron, says:

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president… It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.”

Exactly. This country is so fucked up it aint funny. Banning things will always lead to Nazis goosestepping down our streets. Fuckers. Just give me boobs.

PARIS HILTON is not happy with JOHN MCCAIN after he used her image in a political advertisement to attack BARACK OBAMA without her approval.

The commercial aired for the first time on Wednesday, and accuses Obama of becoming a celebrity. Images of him flash up on screen alongside Hilton and Britney Spears, while a narrator says: “He’s the biggest celebrity in the world, but is he ready to lead?”

A spokesperson for the star says, “Miss Hilton was not asked, nor did she give permission for the use of her likeness in the ad and has no further comment.”