Madonna has sparked another controversy, this time not regarding her withered harpy body, but by including Republican presidential hopeful John McCain in a video montage shown on her new tour that includes Adolf Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

“The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time,” McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said in a statement reported by Fox News.

The montage is shown as Madonna performs the song “Get Stupid” on her “Sticky & Sweet” tour. She shows images of McCain, Hitler and Mugabe among shots depicting destruction and global warming until the song ends, when images of John Lennon, Al Gore, Mahatma Gandhi and Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama are shown.

I don’t see the problem. It’s called Get Stupid. Does Mccain think he’s smart or something? He’s not and he deserves to be in the montage. He’s part of the problem, while enlightened individuals like John Lennon are the kind of solution we need.

This is like when the old guy in the retirement home starts bitching. You don’t really give a shit and you figure he just needs his diaper changed.

She was ready to perform in Malaysia but officials think Avril’s craptastic fecal-pop is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine:

“It is not timely. It’s not in the good spirit of our National Day. If we go ahead with the concert, it is contrary to what we are preparing for,” said Shukran Ibrahim, a senior official from the ministry.
“We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party youth official.

During a concert in England last night, the Crack Maven punched a fan who attempted to grab her. She probably confused the fan for a crack dealer who hasn’t been producing. What else ya gonna do but punch that dude and try to score some stuff.

It’s actually pretty damn funny. She’s singing like normal and just starts decking somebody.

Much to the relief of my aching ears, Jessica Simpson is heading to Kuwait, according to one fan site. I guess she needed a break from being a Dallas Cowboys crotch-puppet.

“Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can’t wait to share it will all of you. I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess”

Poor bastards. This is exactly the kind of war time situation that gives one Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. I mean, she’s hot sure. But annoying as hell. And her chin is kinda squarish and scary. She’s like a beautiful apparition, the kind you can’t help feeling would suddenly turn on ya with claws and a deep man-voice.

Every one of those brave men and women in her audience deserve a medal of Valor. God bless you all. Each and every one. Brave men and women who take the shrapnel of her grating voice between the ears, so we don’t have to…

I’m getting all choked up….

Update:I’d still do her.

Update #2:There would have to be no talking…At all…

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It was only Feb. 13 but Keith Urban couldn’t wait to wish his wife, Nicole Kidman, a happy Valentine’s Day. Hey, I don’t blame him. She is one fine piece o’ Hollywood. In fact she’s one of the the PopTherapy Top 20 Actresses We wish we had scored with list. Or was that Top 40? It keeps growing.

Anyway, Keith Urban knows how to treat his lady. During the encore for his Wednesday night concert in Madison Square Garden, the singer dedicated his hit, “Got it Right This Time,” to Nicole, who is at home in Australia.

Why get the jump a day early? Those pesky time zones. “It’s Valentine’s Day here tomorrow,” he told the crowd, “but today it’s already Valentine’s Day in Australia.”

Awww. That’s sweet. They are so in love. I give it another year.

If it follows the typical celeb pattern, they will get divorced just after the kid is born, for no apparent reason, then shack up with some other loser within 2 months.

[People]