Here’s a treat for those who love the taste of Latex, without all of that cock. You’ll love Condom Ice Cream. The package features a condom-loving turtle. But condoms kill turtles. It’s a fact. Condoms clog our oceans and turtles deep-throat them and gag, then die.

You’ll need a pair of scissors, because you have to cut the latex to get at the sweet condom juice inside.
No joke. Poor turtles.

[Condomunity]

If you are part of the Hollywood elite and attending the Oscars, after-parties and what have you, your condom should be formal as well. After all, that isn’t some buck toothed Betty from Alabama you’re going to getting jiggy with.

So whether it’s Paris,Lindsay,Brittany or even Amy Winehouse(God forbid), dress for the occasion. Safe in the knowledge that this is the only FDA approved printed condom you can buy.

[Nerd Approved]