Holy shit! Something just beat the Wii for strange gaming. No, that’s not a kitchen appliance. You put your penis in that. That’s the SOM, basically a hands free sex machine. Game developer Overflow has synchronized the “dream” device with its erotic game Cross Days.

The game’s website says the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during “climax scenes.” The SOM connects to the computer via USB. As the Cross Days website suggests, “Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!” I’ll say.

Hit the link for some pics of the hand and dildo attachments. The Japanese are some pervy little people.

[Kotaku]

What better way to enhance your game experience, then to swallow this gum during a bout of Wii Boxing. The little peppermint chicklets come packaged inside a life-sized Wii-mote shell.

[Technabob]

This Corolla’s engine block has a cover that looks like a NES controller. I’m not sure if it’s cool or not. On one hand, it is a NES controller on a car engine. On the other, no one will see the thing.

[Gizmodo]

Do androids dream of electric sheep? I have no idea, but if you put your head on one of these awesome pillows, you will be whisked away to Mario land…Or maybe Zelda.

Frankly I’m not sure Nintendo land is all it’s cracked up to be. I mean you gotta feed and walk Yoshi, Princess Peach is pretty high maintenance, Bowser is always after your ass and your brother Luigi owes you like $3000.

Anyway, this baby was designed by Penguinotic. They are giant NES controller pillowcases and are perfect for anyone who grew up with Nintendo’s classic 8-bit console. Each pillowcase is stitched from machine washable super-soft fleece, which is warm and cozy.

It will cost you about $40, while a pair is $70. They will fit most standard pillows, but she will do custom sizes.

[Penguinotic] VIA [Technabob]