Do you want bigger boobs, but don’t want the hassle of breast surgery? Just pig out on some F Cup cookies from Japan and your man is sure to stop dead in his tracks. That’s right, your cups can indeed runneth over with these cookies.

All you have to do is eat 2 a day apparently and you’ll have to beat guys away with a stick. Your grown children will want to suckle you! Car wrecks will be caused by your chest. You will suddenly have a modeling career.

And hopefully my phone number…

Who knows if they actually work, but if so I can see a Howard Stern endorsement in the near future as well as the male equivalent, for those guys who don’t quite measure up.

[Gizmodo]