This is the world’s nastiest cookbook. It’s called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. Somehow I don’t think Martha Stewart would approve.

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Kate Beckinsale is full of useful info. First she told everyone that she’d rather eat poontang than sushi. Now she’s telling Glamour magazine that her skills in bed give her a free pass from sandwich making and learning the art of turning on the stove. Her handlers must have been out having a smoke while she opened her mouth.

I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

Nice Kate. We’re kinda sick of hearing about your sex life. It’s very disappointing to hear that you can’t even make a damn hot pocket after offering up your own.

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