Set geek erections to Warp 10. I thought the Star Trek corset looked hot when we first saw them in February, but check out this pic of them in action.

I’m not sure what planet they are on, but phasers are set to HOT! I’m gonna find out which ship has all of these babes and enlist in Starfleet. The red-corset girl doesn’t even care that she won’t be coming back, she will make dying look good.

[etsy]

This Star Trek corset is from etsy user EveningArwen. It can be customized to any of the ‘Star Trek’ uniform colors, and is inspired by the design of the uniforms on Star Trek: Next Generation.

It will turn you into U-Whor-a(Uhura) in the bedroom. I always wanted to see Deanna Troi in something like this. Notice how it makes the boobage come together like a Ferengi to latinum.

[etsy]

The Dark Side is looking hot! It’s a Darth Vader corset. It features a Star Wars Lord Vader mask print with alternating flame print fabric. A pair of polka dot ribbon bows top it all off. Rumor is that Vader used to make Grand Moff Tarkin prance around in this off-hours as punishment.

[Etsy]

…Or for trannies. You be the judge.

It’s covered with rare 1980s Super Mario Brothers fabric and was created by TheVintageDoctor. Complete with a lace-up back with metal grommets, Mario will definitely keep your waistline tiny.

I like it. It gets me one step closer to my ultimate fantasy girl. Now I know what I want her to wear while we’re playing Mario Party.

[Technabob]