Looks like Tommy Lee and Pamela are back together again. Beatings and drug abuse, not to mention porn, will soon follow.

Apparently he couldn’t sleep at night on their water bed without using her tits as a flotation device and she couldn’t live another day without a beating. It had also been awhile since she had a boner in her mouth while on tape.

We’ve reported before about these two hanging out together. Apparently, it’s some sort of mentor/idiot pupil relationship. Mel and his wife have apparently taken Britney under their wing in hopes of creating some sort of new Mad Max Demon child hell spawn.

It’s nice that he’s mentoring the troubled and chub-bled Brit. He can teach her things like how to be a bigot and drive drunk, or how to do a drive-by on her local synagogues. What a guy.

[thehollywoodgossip]

When they first met onscreen, it seemed they might end up together on the hit NBC show. Then we found out that their characters were related, so there would be no on-screen romance. Well, now it seems that they are in fact an item off-screen.

Having previously denied a relationship, the two Heroes stars are now considered an item.

“Hayden’s mom adores Milo. She thinks he’s so cute,” a family friend tells PEOPLE. “She tells her friends that he’s her boyfriend. She’s very proud.”

In December, Ventimiglia hung out with the entire Panettiere family, even meeting her grandparents. He seemed to get along with the whole clan.

You realize what this means right? When she’s not out cleaning up the environment or trying to save dolphins, this is the guy she will be humping. Milo, you are one lucky dog.

[People]