This was spotted at the Calgary Zombie Walk 2008. The likeness is amazing. She won’t eat your brain if you have some crack.

Fuck me, this is one couple that gets uglier and uglier. I bet they can’t have kids because even their genitals are disgusted.

The title and the picture pretty much tell the story here. Amy Winehouse posted this photo of a nude Blake Fielder-Civil exposing himself, on her Facebook profile recently. See kids, Crack makes you do dumb things.

Earlier this weekend News of the World posted a video of Winehouse and a friend singing to the tune of the children’s song ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes,’ with the lyrics changed to ‘Blacks, pakis, gooks and nips’ followed by ‘And deaf and dumb and blind and gay,’.

In the video there’s drug paraphernalia all over and half of their talk is incoherent. The place looks like a bad 70’s crack den. Her husband, Blake whatever the hell his name is eggs them on to sing it, swearing he’s not filming it. Apparently the next day after the video leaked, she found the press outside of her door and apologized.

I’m guessing Blake Douchebag taped it just to show what kind of control he has over her. He’s probably the main reason we now have the queen of all skanks all coked up and doing the zombie walk around Britain and looking for brains. Just sad.

Crack is whack yo. Just ask Tatum O’Neal, who was arrested last night for allegedly buying coke and crack in NYC from a homeless man. She was busted just blocks from her apartment.

According to a source, she was caught at 7:30 pm. When the cop approached, she said, “You know who I am right?”

Tatum then told police that she was “researching a part.”

The cop was probably all like, yeah I seen you blowing a guy last week for a smack. You sure research the hell out your role. Cracker!

[Damnimcute]

It won’t be long before our gal Amy graces the cover of Crackwhore magazine. She’s just shooting up the skank chart. Or maybe just shooting up, who knows.

Here’s an adorable home movie of her smoking crack. It plays like the Blair Witch Project. She would be the scary zombie Queen.

This is probably the biggest scare I’ve had since the original Alien movies. I lost my popcorn twice and I never care to have sex again.

Because of this video, Amy Winehouse is now under full 24-hour surveillance to help her get off of drugs. Her father, Mitch, has hired some professional help for the singer.