If you are strange enough or have some messed up clown fetish, you can pay to have some creep dressed as a clown follow you around for three days and scare you.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.

What are the odds this guy ends up behind bars squeezing a horn every time he drops the soap?

[Geekologie]

Jasonscreations, maker of all kinds of neato USB flash drives, is now offering this custom skull and bones coffin usb flash drive. This custom coffin has 2 gig of memory to keep your bury secrets in. Hot swappable, plug and play, no drivers needed. USB 2.0, PC and Mac compatible. Each drive is tested before shipment.

May your data RIP.

[Etsy]

Are they trying to keep people away from Ask.com? These new commercials will do it. And induce nightmares.

Apparently if you use them, you’ll have a human sized tick attached to your neck. In the form of a fat woman. You might try burning her off with a match, but that probably won’t work.

[Laughingsquid]

Picture an alternate universe where the Kool-Aid guy breaks through a wall and demands your blood. Yeah, that’s Japan. It’s name is Kokoron-chan, a Japanese mascot to inspire people to donate blood. If you don’t, he’s gonna hold you down and take it.

[Pink Tentacle]

What is Microsoft hoping to achieve through this TV spot for its karaoke title, Lips, which releases this week? That they do crack? Smack? LSD? Is this creepy as hell or is it just me who is uncomfortable with lips walking all over town just to sing in some dude’s ear and make him jump up and sing?

The eyes on the girl in this creepy flash animation follow your mouse cursor. I can’t get over how real she looks.

Her eyes are all bloodshot too. I wonder if that is intentional. It’s really freakin’ me out man.