Sure it looks like a cute little lawn decoration. But, uh…Can anyone see the potential offensive problem here?

The American Family Association is selling this Christmas Cross as a way of “letting your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” The American Family Association is obviously not very bright. I wonder if they sell white Christmas robes that “let your light shine for Christ this Christmas season.” If so, hopefully the two products never cross paths.

[BBGadgets]

This 200-year-old vampire killing kit was recently sold at an auction in Natchez, Missisippi. The winning bid? $14,850! That’s a pretty expensive way to kill a Vampire. Just make them watch that Anne Rice vampire movie. That’s much cheaper and more humane.

And do you really need that many tools to kill a bloodsucker? Shoot it, stab it, read it the bible, sprinkle some special sauce, put a stake through it.

[Neatorama]