Will the antics never stop? Every time you think you’ve heard it all, something new spews from the mouth of another random celebri-tard. Aspiring anatomy skeleton and anorexia spokes-stick Paris Hilton is leaking air again.

What’s she up to now? Apparently, she is getting all deep and philosophical, thinking about life and death in addition to looking for random objects to label “hot”, between the firing of synapses. According to a celebrity-mania.com article, Paris wants to be frozen with her pets upon death. She’s reportedly invested large dollar amounts into the world’s biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute.

I’m not buying it for a few reasons. A)She can not know what the hell that means. B) or how to spell it. C)It’s not a random object and it can’t bang her.

It’s cute really. Our little Princess is growing up. She’s just full of ideas. She wants to be revived in the future, with her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and her other hairless minions. She gets really
deep:

“It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.”

Definitely am not buying it. No way in hell did she string all those words together. Babe, you are already gonna live forever. You banged a guy on tape!

Now can you please go back to sucking in oxygen and expelling your catch phrase?