Dr. Drew, you know that fake Doctor otherwise known as Dr. Douche from celebrity rehab. He thinks Tom Cruise is a nutjob. I think it’s funny that he needed a degree to figure that out. So, in the latest issue of Playboy, one douchebag disses another as the doctor laid down some smack about Tom Cruise.

“A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.”

That’s interesting, and probably true, but my own psycological evaluation of Dr. Drew uncovered some disturbing things. He’s a bed-wetter, with mother issues, but not in the way you think. He likes his mother to wet the bed for him and he has an issue with it if he feels the bitch is holding out on him.

These psycologists are the lowest form of life, and they’re twice as bad when they’re on TV milking their made-up craft. Alot like Scientology actually.

Nicole Kidman has had enough of the church of nutjobs.

At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin’s film, “His Highness Hollywood,” a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman “wants her kids out of the church.” Halperin beat up on the faith in his book, “Hollywood Undercover,” and said he wasn’t surprised when, during the premiere, “the projector had been sabotaged.”

We at PopTherapy are glad to hear that she is putting her foot down on that little Tom Cruise insect. Here’s hoping that his guts make a nice squishy sound.

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Ex-Scientologist Marc Headley reveals some interesting tidbits about our favorite Scientologist Jackass Tom Cruise. Apparently he had a casting call where he was auditioning for his new wife.

“They went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order. Jennifer and Jessica didn’t bite but Scarlett took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she freaked out and didn’t do a tape.”

Katie was their fourth choice. She agreed to show up to the Scientology center for an audition. The rest is history and she has been programmed easier then a low-tech 80’s Commodore 64 computer.

[DamnImCute]

Well, well, well, “look who’s talking” up Scientology now. I could easily counter her statement by saying, “I want you to look like you did in the 80’s”, but that ain’t gonna happen.

Kirstie Alley wants “everybody in the universe to experience” Scientology, the actress told the religion’s Source magazine after attending a Scientology summit in Florida last summer.

Here are some excerpts from The New York Post:

“I’m walking out an entirely different being, and I mean entirely different… My viewpoint on the fourth dynamic and mankind and other people changed. You know, I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of ‘mankind’ – it really irritated me!”

“Then I realized why mankind upset me so much – it’s because I wasn’t taking responsibility!… Now, I have genuine affinity for mankind… I’ve made decisions here, big, crazy, great, brilliant decisions here about the magnitude I’m going to help this group and help this planet, and it’s real… I want everybody in the universe to experience this.”

The Source identified Alley as a founding member of the “Super Power Expansion Project.”

Then there’s the undated video that was found online last month, where Alley said, “Honest to God truth, without Scientology, I would be dead. Personally, I recommend it.”

We keep close tabs on Scientologists here at the Therapy. Why? Well, because these people need to be watched. Lest they find you in the middle of the night and sit you in a brainwashing chair. From there, it’s all jumping on Oprah’s couch and making videos for the cause.

[Dotspotter]

Does not compute! Does not compute! Logic circuits overloaded! Warning! Warning!

Looks like Scientology has a ways to go before their programming of an individual is perfected. Katie reportedly stormed out of a Scientology meeting, pissed off and stressed over her handler Tom’s recent video shenanigans. Also, “Mad Money,” Katie’s first movie since Tom jumped into her life – isn’t doing so well at the box office. She’s probably pissed that Tom made her do that little celluloid turd, when she could have been in “The Dark Knight”.

I’m sure her programming/psychotropic drugs will kick in soon and she will be back to acting like a Zombie with a new hair do.

Poor Katie, we hardly knew ye.

[Celebitchy]

Alright, I admit I used to think that Jerry O’Connell was a no talent pretty boy. Then he married what’s her name and my respect jumped up a notch. NOW he has this Tom Cruise parody video on Will Ferrel’s site, and I admit he’s the man. This is some funny stuff. Jerry has the maniacal Cruise laugh spot on. I’m glad someone in Hollywood has the balls to go after Scientology.

A new “indoctrination” video has leaked online, in which Tom Cruise rants and raves and babbles like a maniac, like he just had a hit of Ecstasy mixed with crack. Truly frightening stuff. Half the time, I don’t know what the hell he’s trying to say, the other half he laughs maniacally. This is like watching a Scientology puppet show. You know somebody’s hand is up his ass, but you’re not sure what cultist it might be. Watch the video here and if it gets removed watch it on Gawker here.

If you thought Cruise was freaky jumping on Oprahs couch, this is far creepier.