Earlier in the week, the Nintendo World Store in New York celebrated the release of Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars for the DS. To honor the occasion, there was a special midnight release party with the usual free stuff and special giveaways.

This DS Lite was one of those giveaways. And yes, I feel your pain and also wish I was there. Lucky bastitches. Check out the GTA:CTW chopstick styluses, which I’m sure gives Nintendo all kinds of ideas about a game that teaches one how to use them. Might not be a good idea to use them as real chopsticks though.

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This is a custom Munny doll made by artist Squapper who loves to tussle with Tusken Raiders in the desert.

For the body, I simply sewed clothes by hand, soaked them in water, painted with watercolor to add dirt, messed up the edges and then put them on the Munny and let the dry in place to fit to the shape.

For the bandages, I cut cloth into strips, soaked them and painted them, messed up the edges while wet and then let dry. Fitting them to the head was then simply a matter of using spray glue to make it adhere like tape and wrapping them on…

I’m not into the whole Munny thing, but this one is a beautiful rendition of those Star Wars savages.

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Everyone looks more attractive with Beer goggles, so why not get a prescription pair. You’ll be nailin’ Ugly Betty’s and Fat Fanny’s all the time and they’ll look just fine.

UrbanSpectacles.com manufactures prescription Beer goggles. Every girl will look great, plus you’ll be fashionable. All you need to do is send them your empty beer containers and they will use them as housing for prescription lenses, in the desired tint.

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MyFace Condoms are custom condoms with your image printed on them. You can add your name and phone number if you like. It’s like a business card in that you will give it to someone, then that person may or may not get back to you, but if the do you’ll probably get f**ked. Just like in business.

Thing is, these are a bad idea. Let’s say I decide to bang some girl I shouldn’t be banging at someone else’s place where I should not be bringing girls to bang. Hey, it could happen. I do get a few hours to myself when not blogging about condoms and the like. Anyway, I open the condom, we do the nasty, she tells me that I’ve ruined her for all other men and we part company.

But I left the condom wrapper! Now they know my face. Now I have to explain to my grandmother why her hospital bed smells like sex, with my torn picture on the dresser.

[Nerve]