It happens every winter. The ghosts smell their Pac-Man prey and begin to appear with the first snows…

[Sprite Stitch]

These data-hugging dinosaur flash drives are cute. They won’t bite you in half and swallow you whole like the real deal. You can get 4GB of storage for about $22. Made of a soft silicone material, just like your favorite boobs.

[Technabob]

This is what you get in your inbox after a night with Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. It’s such a cute card, how can you be mad as you scratch your balls into a bloody stump?

[Neatorama]

If there’s one thing I know, it’s that girls on roller skates are twice as hot as normal girls. Take Roller Girl from the movie Boogie Nights. She’s fast, she’s hot, she’s easy. The only downside is it hurts twice as much when they kick you in the balls. But in my defense, no one told me it was wrong to shop for sex in the roller rink. I did give them the advantage of naming the price.

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