The guy who built this bunk bed is the best dad ever. He built his son an AT-AT themed bunk bed. The only thing my dad ever built me was a crappy ikea entertainment center, that had so many nails in it, it looked like a porcupine with a thousand hard-ons.

I mean look at this thing. It’s actually an AT-AT with a head and everything. Look at the ladder going up to the top. You can get IN it. Awesome.

[Gizmodo]

Elizabeth Frisinger, 18, lost her virginity on the beach during a senior class trip. Don’t worry, I was gentle. Thing is, this dumbass freshly de-flowered airhead accidentally texted her dad, telling him about it.

Damn Lizzy. You have to be more careful. Anyhow it’s not cool to fuck and tell. This is what you get when you try to brag.

P.S. You weren’t that good. Next time try to do more then just lay there complaining about sand carbs in your ass.

[inquisitr]

Why does my daughter not loan me some money! Punch! Take that silly ribbon off! Punch! Is it wrong to think my daughter is hot and go into her panty drawer? Punch!

And for the love of god, why do I look like The Greatest American Hero guy? Punch!