Kim Kardashian was voted off Dancing with the Stars last night.

The elimination was a slight upset, because two couples scored lower than Kim and partner Mark Ballas this week, but I think they just figured that was too much ass on the dance floor.

Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian are set to collide in a large talentless black hole that could eat the world. According to a report, she’ll “sing” two of her “songs” - “Come on Over” and “Angels” while accompanied by the professional dancers onstage.

This is more dangerous then that particle accelerator that was going to end the world.