Check out this weird psychedelic human slinky act. Watching this is like watching some drug-induced children’s program. The reaction of the Japanese audience is awesome too. They seem to think that it’s a real creature and I think they’re hoping that Godzilla shows up to rescue them.

Ladies, if your pimp gets decapitated, there is hope that he may live to beat you and steal your money another day. He can be downgraded to a robotic dancing head, whose life will be just one upskirt after another.

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Don’t be surprised if these two get married. She talked about the possibility at a Celebrity Family Feud taping.

The above pic simulates what it would be like to bang Kim Kardashian…Fully clothed, and with her sister looking on in disgust. I didn’t know that dry humping was back in style.

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