Is this a joke?

According to the UK’s Telegraph, Academy Award-winner and elderly milf Cher is in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film.

A studio executive reportedly said,

“Cher is Nolan’s (director) first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.”

According to breaking press reports, Bale is alleged to have attacked his mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at London’s Dorchester Hotel - with the pair filing their allegation at a police station in Hampshire, England yesterday.

Scotland Yard spokesman:

“A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

In his defense, maybe their makeup looked like the Joker.

This movie is awesome friends. Just awesome.

It’s hit the internet. Here ya go. Did anyone else just wet their pants?

Christian Bale from The Dark Knight is the latest celebrity to sport a milk mustache in the popular “Got Milk?” ads.

The milk ad begins June 1, and reads:

“Others reload. Batman refuels. Research suggests that milk’s unique mix of nutrients can help athletes recover after exercise. And its protein can help build muscle. So train hard and drink lowfat or fat free milk, because the Batmobile isn’t the only thing that needs to refuel.”

Anyone else think this looks a little gay? I’m hoping he doesn’t get his batmilk from robin, know what I’m saying?

[bodybymilk]

Geeks love the Batman. And when you combine Batman merchandise with the fact that Heath Ledger just died, a morbid kind of collectible is born and dumbasses think that it will go up in value despite the fact that a chinese factory cranked out 85 billion of them.

The Heath Ledger Joker dolls from the Dark Knight movie have completely sold out, according to Toys R Us and are selling on eBay for $17.00+

I find it amusing that people are going to overpay for them now and in less then a year they won’t be worth crap. You know, unless you hold onto it for like 50 years.

When your kid says, “Tell me of this Batman you speak of.”

Alright, I’m a geek. I want one. But I’ll get it next year for cheap.
[Celebpulp]

Here’s the latest trailer for the latest movie involving our favorite bat. Looks pretty rocking. Heath Ledger’s joker seems fairly awesome to say the least. Enjoy

Here’s the Batman “The Dark Knight” trailer from Dec. 14th, featuring the Joker, during the premiere of “I am Legend”. The trailer has been making the rounds online, much to Warner Brother’s dismay I’m sure. The video quality is poor, but at least you get to see more of the action. All in all, it looks like a pretty damn good Batman movie. Hopefully they can keep the quality up for several more movies. Unlike the last series, which got sillier and sillier.