This ski mask featuring the Joker’s mug from The Dark Knight is an officially licensed product. Officially crazy. This thing will get you locked up. Especially if you talk crazy and lick your lips a lot and laugh. If you see some dude wearing this, kick the crap out of him, then call the cops. No one will question the fact that he deserves to be put away.

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If you saw this scene on Christmas eve, you probably weren’t sure if you were going to survive through morning and Christmas morning began, not with the footsteps of reindeer, but with a fight on your rooftop between Batman and the Joker, ending with the Joker falling down your chimney.

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The Joker’s Heist Mask is $129, an officially licensed full size 1:1, 14 inch replica of the Joker mask.

$129 is nothing when you have a heist planned. You’ll make a lot more then that. So don’t be cheap on your mask.

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Word on the streets is that the newest villain to prowl the Gotham streets will be the ultra-sexy Catwoman. Rachel Weisz and the weird gap between her teeth may be in the starring role. Weird choice.

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Check out this awesome Joker wallet. It’s a great way to commemorate the greatest Joker performance of all time. And a good place to store all your funny money.

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The Batman: Arkham Asylum trailer doesn’t have a single shot of Batman in it or any of his villains. No action scenes or are gameplay featured. But it still looks awesome.

Is this a joke?

According to the UK’s Telegraph, Academy Award-winner and elderly milf Cher is in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third Batman film.

A studio executive reportedly said,

“Cher is Nolan’s (director) first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry’s purring creations.”

According to breaking press reports, Bale is alleged to have attacked his mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at London’s Dorchester Hotel – with the pair filing their allegation at a police station in Hampshire, England yesterday.

Scotland Yard spokesman:

“A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

In his defense, maybe their makeup looked like the Joker.

This movie is awesome friends. Just awesome.

It’s hit the internet. Here ya go. Did anyone else just wet their pants?