You might remember when we spotted that Stormtrooper in the Lotus Exige. Looks like Vader is now giving chase in an Ariel Atom. I’m guessing that dude was Luke all dressed up as a Stormtrooper so he could steal a fancy car from the Empire.

The pair of them will likely drive down a death star trench, where Luke has to use the force to shoot down a manhole.

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If you don’t have a girlfriend, then you probably lack something in your life capable of crushing your nuts. These Star Wars nutcrackers will do. Your nuts are no match for the power of the dark side.

Wait. Maybe they are. These things are non functional. wtf? Non functional nutcrackers. Whose gonna bust your nut? I was hoping it was Yoda’s mouth, but nope. Just for decorative purposes. Lame.

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The Dark Side is looking hot! It’s a Darth Vader corset. It features a Star Wars Lord Vader mask print with alternating flame print fabric. A pair of polka dot ribbon bows top it all off. Rumor is that Vader used to make Grand Moff Tarkin prance around in this off-hours as punishment.

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Witness the true power of the dark side.

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The dance craze continues to sweep the nation. Combine Star Wars with this phenomenon and you have Lucas’ next sequel. This video is wrong and yet it’s hard to look away. Do youself a favor and go straight to 3:11.

The first Yoda, Darth Vader Soul Calibur IV gameplay footage is below, which looks pretty damn cool. Enjoy!
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Mmmmm. Cookies. Zoë Lukas is a desert maker who makes wonderful Yoda and Darth Vader cookies. Here’s a handmade chocolate-espresso Darth Vader cookie, made to help promote the Franklin Institute’s Star Wars exhibit. Check out the Yoda cookie below.

Darth Vader and Yoda cookie will fight for your mouth space. Once they are chewed in all their delicious moth watering glory, you will feel the Force flow through you…Though that could be the sugar rush.

I imagine a plate of these Vader cookies set out in the Death Star War room, with Tarkin and the rest all munching away. Vader using the force to lift one and levitate his way…Then he would get pissed off because his helmet was in the way. Then they would all laugh their asses off at him and promptly die.
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