This Mad Devil USB Flash Drive looks like it got stoned then entered a knife fight empty handed. He offers 4 gigabytes of storage space, so you can take your important files on the go.

[gizfever]

This USB drive is a questionable way of storing files. It makes me re-think the whole birds and the bees thing. Unlike real sperm which wiggles and squirms, forcing itself into an egg, you’ll have to put this in your USB port by hand.

It was handed out at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine’s 2008 conference. My laptop is scared.

[Slippery Brick]