David Duchovny and Tea Leoni’s publicist revealed that the two are actually separated and have been for months now, according to People:

“In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months,” the statement says. “The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children.”

Soooo….He was perfectly justified in fucking anything that moved and not in fact a sex addict. Calling a guy a sex addict is like calling a woman a PMS addict. There’s no fucking choice. Women bleed, men stick their dick in things. Some men stick their dick in women who are bleeding. Some men stick their dick in another woman and the original woman makes their dick bleed. It’s all life’s beautiful circle.

For David Duchovny the truth is out there…And it can be found in a vagina.

The actor issued a statement that he has entered rehab for treatment of sex addiction.

David has been married to actress Tea Leoni since 1997 and the couple have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

You can just imagine the conversation that led to his realization.

Tea: David, this has to stop. My vagina hurts non-stop and I caught you humping a stuffed animal yesterday.

David: I just can’t get enough. I’ve ruined every watermelon that has entered this house. I can’t be trusted with animals. I’m so ashamed. I need help.