We told you awhile back about how avid Spade somehow managed to knock up a playmate. Yeah, we’re still shocked about that ourselves. I always pictured him getting laid in his own bathroom with the TP tube.

Well, David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week in Missouri to Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace.

“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement,” Spade’s rep told celebrity news magazines.

And so the saga of mighty Joe Dirt continues.

Who knew David Spade was even still around? It seems the pint sized comedian is more clever then I ever gave him credit for. He is in fact, brilliant. My logic is like this:

Every young man dreams of scoring with a playmate or two, or fifty, a dream which continues into manhood. David Spade is apparently in a position to bang enough playmates, that they could put one on each page and devote a whole issue to it. For some reason…

But David is not content to just bang a magazine girl and enjoy the fact that she’s staple free and has no fold down the middle…No, what he did was a sheer stroke of genius. He is obviously from the, “If I impregnate one, I get to keep her” school.

It reminds me of that old joke: A father and son stand on a hill overlooking a flock of sheep. The son says, “Hey, let’s run down there and bang one of those sheep.” The father being older and wiser says, “No son. We shall WALK down and bang them ALL.”

My hat is off to you sir! I am sorry I ever doubted your Poon cred and sexual orientation!

[DamnImCute]