Ninjas are tough right? Nearly un-killable. Therefore if you can slay a ninja and wrap it around your neck and wear it as a scarf, you must be the ultimate badass. No one will mess with you ever again.

Now you can walk around saying, “You want some of this?” and “Who’s my next scarf bitches?”

Only $9.

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May be mildly NSFW due to some fake fooling around. That fucking dog deserves what he gets. He’s annoying.

This year’s Zombie Pin-Up Calendar is available at myzombiepinup.com. The 12×12 calendar features 13 drop-dead-gorgeous models. It will cost you $35.00, if you are the type to get a boner looking at a zombie.

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That’s right. So you can stop your cheering, cancel the parties and cease thanking God that Katie Holmes will be safe. Tom is alive. I repeat. Alive. Still, most likely gayer than a Barbie Dream Doll picnic, but alive.

No Scientologists. He has not risen again. He just never died.

TOM CRUISE’s publicist has slammed internet reports the Hollywood actor has fallen to his death in New Zealand, insisting the star isn’t even in the country.

That is all.

Here’s Marilyn Monroe made entirely out of different fonts for an ad in a São Paulo newspaper. I’d do her with the funny font in my pants. Hit the link for more like Charlie Chaplan, Marlon Brando, and James Dean.

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Dr. Dre’s son, Andre Young, Jr., was found dead over the weekend. According to reports, Andre Jr. returned home early in the morning on Saturday and was later found unresponsive by his mother. The cause of death is still unknown.

Angelina Jolie’s former make-up artist has been found dead in his Los Angeles home. Paul Starr also worked with Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Renee Zellweger. He was found dead after neighbors alerted the authorities. The cause of death is unknown, but I have a good idea what happened. Just look at his client list. He got sick of seeing Hollywood’s elite poontang wreck their vaginas by pushing out kids and couldn’t take it anymore.

Hospitalized for severe pneumonia since August 1st, the actor and executive producer of The Bernie Mac Show was responding well to treatment at first. He later experienced complications and developed a serious chest infection, which lead to his death this weekend.

Sad news. He was a talented and funny guy. Seemingly the kind of guy you could hang out with like any other normal guy.

Last night the world lost one of it’s few bright souls. Not many ever could or can shine like Carlin did. He tuly changed the world everyday. Amazing wit, intelligence, and a social conscience. he died of heart failure on Sunday. He was 71. He will be missed, however he will endure.

This guys portraits show what some hollywood stars would have looked like had they not died too early. Stars like Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee and Adolf Hitler are shown in all their wrinkled glory. Wait a minute. Hitler? I don’t remember him being a Hollywood star. Anyway, check it out. This is how Marilyn would have looked had she survived to tramp it up for another 40 years or so. I don’t know about you, but I had to look away. Her eyes say she wants my wiener, but I’m scared as hell.

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