As usual, we have a celebrity bikini pic complete with some douchebag. She’s got a nice ass. That’s one round, voluptuous piece of ass. The horizontal stripes really bring out the perfect trench that is her crack. I’d like to thank God for mixing and matching genes and evolving the species. It all culminates in this fine ass.

She’s clearly supernatural. Possessing talents like ESP and being completely psychic as well as being a reality TV whore. How else would she know what I wanted in every detail? Now that I know we have a bond and that she watches my dreams, and grants my wishes…I’ll be looking forward to some hot nasty sex tonight where she can Turtle Wax:Triple Shine my balls. I’ll be waiting Deanna.

This photo makes me want to compete on the Snatchlorette so I can bang her senseless and get fleeting fame. She would never pick me though, due to the raging erection always pointing her way like a poontang compass.