Not a minute too soon too. That show was so fucking boring, it made me want to NOT do her. And I’ll do almost any chick, even the semi-conscious and the occasional special olympian. So much jibber-jabber came out of her damn mouth, it was like God compressed the entire yenta cast of the view into a single airhead blow up doll.

Whoever decided to pull the plug on this Must See Fecal TV has my thanks. This reality turd was so bad, I’m pretty sure I caught VD from Denise through my cable box. Damn thing was unprotected. It was getting all warty and shriveled so I called the cable company and now I have a cable box condom for trash like Denise. Which is good, cuz it protected me from two close calls with Pam Anderson.

The star of It’s Complicated has (falsely) accused her ex of molestation of their two daughters - and in response, Charlie’s going for full custody of the kids by charging that his former spouse is a pathological liar.

Richards dragged Sheen into a Los Angeles courtroom last week for some mysterious “emergency” child-custody hearing to screen videos of their girls, Sam and Lola, supposedly acting in strange and disturbing ways.

Their relationship is more battered and scarred then Amy Winehouse’s tits.

Their ages are 3 and 4. I’d be in therapy too if my mom was an attention whore and my dad liked to snort coke off a prostitutes ass. They’re in therapy now, so it’s a done deal that they will be clinically insane by 8 years old. Denise told In Touch :

“My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

Here at PopTherapy, we can offer a group rate where we beat both of you senseless, make you apologize for shitty TV and give the kids to Angelina Jolie.

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Denise Richards told Larry King that she did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters.

But a friend of Charlie Sheen says Denise is a liar. Super hot, but a liar.

“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support. Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”

Apparently, Denise also received $60,000 a month in alimony for two years.

Plus, she gets a large part of Sheen’s “Two And A Half Men” money. With syndication and residuals, she’s estimated to earn $25 million from the show.

Marrying a has-been can really pay off.

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Hottie actress and ex-wife of Charlie Sheen Denise Richards is getting ready to turn her life as a single parent into a reality show, according to E! Online. The series, which as yet has no name, will debut on E! this summer.

Richards, who turns 37 this week, is trying to use the reality show about her life so she can let people “see what I’m really like.” The series had to get court approval since Sheen had objected to the two children the couple birthed appearing in the show.

Ryan Seacrest is the executive producer of this pending train wreck. We suppose though it will probably be more realistic then Richards as a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones.