Papercraft turkey is dry. And you don’t cut it, it cuts you. Invite some friends over this Thanksgiving and serve up this baby. Just tell them you’re on some new paper diet. Then soak it in gravy and act like it’s delicious. Those bastards will leave real quick for some restaurant. Then you can get back to your football game. Now that’s a good holiday.

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Cue the odd couple theme. This is bizarre.

One of our favorite celebutards, Britney Spears dined with Oscar winner Mel Gibson this weekend. Brit and Mel are apparently neighbors in Malibu. They had dinner at Studio City’s Romanov Russian Restaurant & Lounge and appeared to be discussing business.

Can you imagine the intelligent conversation at that table?

“I don’t normally take pudgy skanks to dinner, but there’s something irresistable about your eyes.”

“Mel…You are so sweet. I really liked your movie Apocalypto. I had no idea the people of Apocalypto lived in such poverty. And in this day and age.”

“Silence my young and only halfway used up sperm incubator…I want to drink you in…Is there room in your heart for an old rascist who rants about jews?”

“Oh Mel…You make me feel…Oh, my I seem to have forgotten underwear this morning.”

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