Is there any better way to introduce children to the birds and the bees, then by teaching through the packaging of their toys? I think not. Dinosaurs humping. If Barbie and Ken were packaged like this, parents would not have to explain sex to their kids.

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This Mutant Dinosaur USB WebCam comes from an alternate reality where Santa is deformed and has 9 mutated dinosaur reindeer. This would be Rudolph, the twisted and spiked red nosed reindeer with a beer can stuck in his mouth.

Seriously, could you live with this thing looking at you on your computer? $16.99

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These data-hugging dinosaur flash drives are cute. They won’t bite you in half and swallow you whole like the real deal. You can get 4GB of storage for about $22. Made of a soft silicone material, just like your favorite boobs.

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Are we taking the “real” thing too far now? After Jessica Rabbit, Homer Simpson, Mario…This is what the real Bowser would look like. You know, if dinosaurs still existed. Would that make Mario a plumber caveman?

This Bowser is a dark and scary mofo.

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